This is CNN

• 15 September 2008

So. 4 counts Palin. 4 counts Ike. 4 counts Lehman. 2 counts Bush. 1 count telephone dog. 1 count dancing stormtrooper. (Not shown: 1 count OJ. Ok. one count armed robbery).

I'd like my news cycle back. Perhaps even some good news.

• Previous: European Travel Early Warning System
• Next: London, Copenhagen, Lund