Massively Parallel Procrastination

NYE at 23i

Jesse, Kaia, Jennifer and Chris would like to invite you to join us to celebrate New Year's Eve...So, please join us to celebrate New Year's Eve!

We'll provide snacks, likker, non-likker beverages, and lots of people, of both the "attractive" sort and the "interesting" sort.

You can find us at 23 Ibbetson St, Somerville. (Ibbetson is off Somerville Ave across from the car wash. The Pet Spa is on the corner. Our house has a big pine tree in lieu of a front yard.)

The party will run from 7pm until...Well, let's just say that the last guests usually get a home-cooked brunch. If you're really lucky, you'll get mimosas. The first guests will likely be drafted to help with last-minute setup. In exchange, we'll ply you with snacks and good alcohol.

Please feel free to bring your date, entourage, harem or kid brother, but be aware that our house isn't child-proof and is home to a fluffy ball of allergens.

While we have many comfortable horizontal surfaces, crash space will be allocated on a best plea or story basis, so be sure to be clever when reserving.

RSVPs are much appreciated but are by no means necessary.