Massively Parallel Procrastination

More on memes

So. ljmatch.com has a new sexual compatibility meme. You answer 76 somewhat invasive questions and they tell you who on your friends list you're compatible with. I'm impressed that the meme is getting traction so soon after CrushMeme2. Then again, what do you care if your mom knows you enjoy getting fisted and that you prefer to have rough sex with virgins while high?


1.) Do you like to have sex with women?
2.) Do you like to have sex with men?
3.) Do you like hugging?
4.) Do you like holding hands?
5.) Do you like kissing?
6.) Do you like french (tongue) kissing?
7.) Do you like making out in general?
8.) Do you enjoy flirting?
9.) Do you like giving backrubs?
10.) Do you like receiving backrubs?
11.) Are your pubes shaved?
12.) Do you like shaved pubes?
14.) Do you like playing with breasts?
15.) Do you like having your nipples played with?
16.) Do you like playing with nipples?
17.) Do you like having your testicles played with?
18.) Do you like playing with testicles?
19.) Do you like licking or sucking ears?
20.) Do you like having your ears licked or sucked?
21.) Do you enjoy mutual masturbation with a partner?
22.) Please rank the following positions in order of preference (1 being most preferred, 4 being the least):
23.) Do you like performing oral sex on men?
24.) Do you like performing oral sex on women?
25.) Do you like receiving oral sex?
26.) Do you like 69ing (mutual oral sex)?
27.) Do you like anal sex (penetrating)?
28.) Do you like anal sex (being penetrated)?
29.) Do you like enemas?
30.) Do you like biting?
31.) Do you like being bitten?
32.) Do you like your sex gentle?
33.) Do you like your sex rough?
34.) Do you like cumming on your partner's face?
35.) Do you like cumming on your partner's breasts?
36.) Do you like cumming on your partner's ass?
37.) Do you like cumming on your partner in general?
38.) Do you like cum on your face?
40.) Do you like cum on your ass?
41.) Do you like cum on you in general?
42.) Do you like swallowing cum?
43.) Do you like it when your partner swallows your cum?
44.) Are you a virgin?
45.) Do you prefer virgins?
46.) Do you like threesomes with another man?
47.) Do you like threesomes with another woman?
48.) Do you like group (4 or more) sex?
49.) Do you like watching pornography?
50.) Do you like making pornography?
51.) Are you an exhibitionist?
52.) Do you like having sex outdoors?
53.) Do you like having sex in "risky" places?
54.) Are you polyamorous or prefer an open relationship?
55.) Do you enjoy using sex toys?
56.) Do you like breast fucking?
57.) Do you like fist fucking (penetration)?
58.) Do you like fist fucking (being penetrated)?
59.) Do you like inflicting pain?
60.) Do you like having pain inflicted on you?
61.) Are you dominant?
62.) Are you submissive?
63.) Do you like tying people up (or otherwise restraining them, e.g. handcuffs)?
64.) Do you like being tied up (or otherwise restrained)?
65.) Do you like leather (in a sexual context)?
66.) Do you like rubber/latex (in a sexual context)?
67.) Do you like piercings?
68.) Do you like having sex while high?
69.) Do you like having sex while drunk?
70.) Ideally, how often would you like to have sex (on a sustained basis over a long period of time)?
71.) Do you like dirty talk?
72.) Do you prefer to have sex with the lights on or off?
73.) Do you like using food in sex play?
74.) Do you like fursuit play ("furries")?
75.) Do you like having your feet worshipped?
76.) Do you like to worship feet [given that they are attractive]?