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Massively Parallel Procrastination

My evening

Driving home and having somebody make a left turn into the rear driver's side door: $500-1500 in damage
Getting drunk on 20 year port after I get home: $30
Having two friends come over to watch a movie, find out that they've brought someone with them and end up disappearing off for a menage a trois halfway through the movie: priceless